среда, 30 мая 2012 г.

Girls about boys

On the psycho-.

- The boys are divided into nuts, freaks and adequate.
- A distinctive feature of crazy - too much attention to detail that manifests in alignment on the millimeter paper, papers on a desk or handkerchiefs in the chest. They can be two o'clock to explain why they need it, and you still do not understand. An example of a typical geek: A. Wasserman.
- Scary differ in that they think that everything is ugly, and that all lie. Example: etc. House.
- Adequate differ in that they always lie. But they hide it from the monsters that those above them are not abused.

a penis.

- The boys played in cars and face off pipisku. As they grow, they begin to play with toy cars and measure pipisku.
- Penises are not small, they are large and normal size.
- During sex at least once is enough to say, 'Oh! .
- Boys are sometimes referred to as a member of the boyfriend and talk to him. Just do not with anyone.

about toys.

- All boys should be toys. Trying to laugh about it and try to take away their bad ends.
- Toys are not ' expensive ' and ' we can not afford it ', they are just ' go buy ' or ' take a drive Wasi '.
- Personal boys toys can not be touched, moved, or even watch. It's too personal. And certainly not for girls. And then the girls have their toys, even two - and one does not give them to just play.

about the mind.

- Boys are stupid.
- Boys are smarter than girls.
- Boys in view of the first thesis are confident in the second. Sin is the girl that does not use.

On the men's friendship.

- There is a male friendship and brotherhood of beer. The second is more common.
- The root of the male bonding that ' friend ' is silent, as well as a need for friends was.
- The best friend the one who most need.

About the work.

- Employment - this time, when the boy no one bothers.
- Jobs - this is such excuse, for which more money and give.

On the football.

- This is a rare opportunity for someone to yell at the man and it do not you answer.

The nature of the.

- Boys are usually kept. This is due to the fact that the logic and the cry of incompatible.
- When the boy was thoughtful, not worth it a hundred times to ask ' what's the matter '. First, it was not able to because of the physiological inhibition think through the idea to the end. Second, it will be to blame you.
- Boys are lazy by nature. To entertain your laziness, boys sometimes excessively injected to create the conditions under which the laziness is the ideal undeveloped.
- If a child acts up, it just clears you for yesterday's attempt to show the character of.

On the girls.

- Up to 30 years, the boys believe that girls do not go to the toilet, not farts and burps at the table does not. They really believe that only girls in the toilet powders nose. It is not necessary to try to dissuade this. So do not forget to flush a.
- As a child, the boys believe that girls - it's just the boys are deprived of their ' friend '.
- Over time, the boys realize that the girls - they are creatures from another planet, who as a child disguised as boys, then to steal them for his monstrous experiments.
- When the boy pulls a girl in a ponytail, he sublimates desire to be a pull at his tail this girl.

summary.

- Even at 80 years old boy is a boy.

So I opened all the secrets of the boys. About the mystery men tell some later stage. But. boys of girls can be found here.

понедельник, 28 мая 2012 г.

Blog bought back


With you again, Dmitry. I'm back. All night I could not sleep, because the same per capita is almost sold. So that morning, returned the money and took Alexis control back to the blog. I had to pay a little extra - gave him. old club. and. new club. So they are now the new owner, but I have a blog again. I regret that I made ​​you nervous.

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воскресенье, 27 мая 2012 г.

What do Beckham and reading?


Reading the transcript. Lecture Alexander Gavrilov. , Came across a great example of social marketing:.




When I speak of the measures to change the social status of the reader, I often tell the same story. I think it is very graphic and bright. They had never seen, as it turns out the same case study, a man who reads. At home, even if someone is reading - this is my mother or grandmother. At school, in junior high, clear, girls do better. Where can I see a man reading? . I've been there. In general, our Kemerovo could, of course, give an idea of ​​the life of the device tamoshnem.



Then they had a very simple and very productive campaign, which consisted of two parts. It was called ... First - the champion of reading. In the schools of northern England championship was held in a natural reading, in which the students passed the standards and competed to see who reads the most and best of all, that is not only read more but also better understand that I have read. At the same time the company was a poster with the same title ... nothing more. His eyes saw a poster in which David Beckham looked with some surprise in the book, in the hands of derzhimuyu. These posters were placed in libraries, schools, places where young people and when reading the championship is over, then all the participants and the poster of the company and the winners of this championship of the reading was taken to the studio one BI- BI- SR, where they spent an hour looking at each . Once awarded, these champions of reading returned to their small north England town, they were quite other people. These were not little nerdy, which for some reason, reading, instead of kicking a ball or a cat tied to the tail of the cans. And they were boys or girls, these were people who saw Beckham. I think that people who do not remember how the sound of the Soviet Union, the phrase ...




And who among us would be able to play a role similar to Beckham in action?.

суббота, 26 мая 2012 г.

Appreciate yourself and your work - pricing policies

Where does the money for the site at a rate of 30 thousand. rub. ? .

There are several criteria for assessing the labor. We select the basic:.
- The estimated profit from the project,.
- The cost of creating.

Let's say you 're doing a satellite. At its creation you go 3:00. The hour you are a content template hour, an hour on the proper insertion of content into the template. Another hour you spend on a client who vymorozit your brain, first check the content and then install on the hosting. Total cost for 4 hours. We believe that the average working hours without a middleman costs 300 rubles. Total work on the creation of estimate in 1200 rubles. This is according to the calculation of the costs of creating.

Another option is counting the cost of creation, is the use of hired labor. For example, the content does not scan, and buy for 15 cents. Template buy for 5 bucks. Building and napolenie - $ 10. Total costs for the creation of condensate in the 100k - 30 bucks. Add the fees at the rate of 30% and work with clients - 1 hour for 10 bucks. We obtain 30 * a. March 10 = 49 bucks. In fact the same scheme can be considered, and his work, considering himself an employee for himself.

Now consider the circuit as I expect orders to the sites. Here I use the whole labor of hired employees, so consider the scheme 2. Programmer 4500 rubles. , Designer of 3500 rubles. Total net costs 8000 rubles. Job Manager - 10 % of the order. Taxes and maintenance of the company - about 50 % of the order. Profit - 15%. We find that 8000 should be 25 % of the order. Consequently, a rough estimate of the cost of works - 32 th. rub. It is clear that if the order is difficult, the payment increases programmer and designer, and this leads to an increase in the price of the product itself, t. e. site.

Calculation based on the profit potential is rare for a startup or when ordering services. Most often it is applied to part with a ready project. Then the estimate of its income for the three months (six months, a year - depends on the stability of the project performance and its prospects ), supposedly will not change and this amount is the price for the product. But it is possible to calculate the non-existent and profitability of the project. The easiest option - like working to evaluate the project to calculate the investment, payback period, the potential profit. Online, it is quite difficult to do, but you can Offline. For example, you want to build a house and sell it. Construction costs will amount to 100 thousand. in. e. , You can sell the house for 200 thousand. in. e. The commission will make the bank for the year 30%, commission agent - 10 %, 10 % - your profits. T. e. if you got involved in such construction, then your ability to increase the budget amount to only 20 thousand. in. e. If you believe that everything will be ok, and changes in the last year will not be - build. Not sure - do not get involved. Risk - a noble cause. But I would not risk having the safety margin of 20% in a country where inflation is running at 10-15 % and 50% fluctuations in the market - you can easily go into the negative.

Now move on to another phase of the evaluation of the working labor. Take Petya and Vasya. Peter makes satellites for $ 100, and Bob for 40 bucks. The flow of orders for both, respectively, varies. Bob plowing like mad, and rivet to 3 sata in the day, and Peter makes a sat night. Still, Peter gets to 10 bucks more, working less than three times. But both are satisfied, for sitting in their own niche. And here comes Jack in the market. Jack wants to sell Sata 100 bucks, but nobody is buying it. And it turns out that Jack did not earn. Then he slowly lowers the bar. And here and there is a fundamental mechanism for regulating the market price. The employee must be engaged. If we imagine that the guys - and the employees work for wages and working hour costs 10 bucks, get the following picture. Peter runs 4:00, but it brings 100 per day, t. e. 80 bucks (8 hours ) 20 above - Peter profitable, its usefulness koeefitsient 25%. Ratio utility Vasi - 16%. Ratio utility Eugene - minus 100%.

To improve the usefulness of koeefitsient Eugene, Eugene began working for five bucks for satellite. Which leads to an increase in its usefulness to -81%. Sense, as we see, there is no. But if you raise up to $ 20, it is likely that Jack will not sell three satellites in the night ( we would like, but it is unlikely, but three of five bucks will buy every one ), and only 2. Then, its usefulness will have 50%. And even if one sold 75%. Although it is clear that one must strive to 0%.

Alternatively, you can calculate its worth, prikinuv worth its costs in a month. Or by submitting the required (but real) wages. For example, you want to earn 30 thousand. rub. Working 8 hours 5 days a week. In reality, you can work 6 hours, if worked in the office (2 hours go by classmates and smoke breaks - it's a fact ). Total is 30 hours per week or 120 hours per month. Your working hours will cost about 280 rubles. Then look up and measure the value of their work.

Freebie taught webmasters refers to the work of the network as a gift of heaven - no matter how many did not come, all is well. Maybe someone good, but at the moment I have a 50% income, which depends on the fact that they will eat my staff and family. So accustom themselves seriously to what you are doing at any point. Appreciate your work and your time. Believe an old beaver - even advice on ICQ costs money and sometimes considerable. One buzzword can save a lot of time, so the person you helped will be able to earn more and faster.